Dixie Dew

How Southern Are You?

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1. How many Vienna Sausages are there in a can?

2. What was the color and number of Richard Petty's car?

3). Bill Dance is good at what?

4. What university does Bill Dance root for?

5. Where did Herschel Walker play college football?

6. After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?

7. In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?

8. A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?

9. What is a chigger?

10. What is scrapple?

11. Where is "The Redneck Riviera?"

12. What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?

13. What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________.

14. What is the common name for a bowfin?

15. If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?

16. Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?

17. What are grits made out of?

18. Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?

19. Why is the Blue Ridge blue?

20. What did The Baldwin Sisters make?

21. Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?

22. What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand ........Ol' Opry"?

23. Where would you find "Vidalia Onion Country"?

24. What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?

25. What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)

26. How many strings on a banjo?

27. When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?

28. What is a scuppernong?

29. Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?

30. Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?

31. What color is a John Deere?

32. What do you call the offspring of a mule?

33. What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?

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1. There are 7 Vienna Sausages in a can.

2. 43, red and blue

3. Fishin'

4. Univerisity of Tennessee

5. University of Georgia

6. Hard Peanuts

7. 283

8. French

9. A redbug (small parasite)

10. A sausage-like loaf made of pig parts.

11. Panama City, FL (PCB)

12. Spanish Moss

13. Evinrude

14. Mudfish

15. Nothing. A steer has been castrated.

16. Hank Williams

17. Corn

18. Paul Bryant

19. Because of pollen

20. "The Recipe"

21. Helen

22. WSM

23. Georgia

24. Calf-roping

25. Mandolin

26. 5

27. The same thing.

28. A wild grape.

29. Yes.

30. Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks like high on the .......hog.

31. Green

32. Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.

33. Tobacco.


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